if you get a tattoo on your face for publicity, you have failed at life.

next stop, tattoo parlor.

sorry but the Aztec has been made redundant.

I had posted a photo of an explorer I bought to ignite with thermite. [Insert clever nibbles jokes here.]

On July 4th, I'm removing this abomination of a vehicle from the living via 20LBS of thermite and high powered rifles. Maybe even some 5 gallon propane tanks ignited by gunfire.

Not sure I agree but I'd hate to be the first poor soul who catches his leg on that pipe.

Hello Kitty seems completely functional.

and this

So you're cool with this. Got it.

I own a nice car. The #1 goal when I encounter idiots: Get out of the situation without getting hit, scratched, dented, damaged. It's too expensive to be worth the trouble.

It's always easy to spot the idiots in a thread:

Am I the only Jalop to love the shape but hate the over-styled details?

not to pile on, but never take your car to any quick lube. They left an oil cap off in my youth and I never went back. I drove that car for hundreds of miles wondering why it sounded odd.

Depends. I can hardly drive my sub 100k mile 2002 TDI without something going wrong.

530LBS with sport/ chrono package

The newer Cayenne is the only body style that makes ANY sense whatsoever. I'll consider it when the diesel is released, and not a minute before.

They could have stopped to advise those who were hit that they had VIDEO of the whole thing. Just in case the f-face driving this car pulls some 'not my fault' pelican type bull shite.

That's not a Z06 or better and it doesn't do 0-60 in 3.6. More like 4.3 in a rental which is certain to be a slushbox.

I came here to say this. San Francisco is an awesome place to drive for an enthusiast. Challenging hills, beautiful scenery, and the street grid provides opportunity for reroutes when traffic snarls. I love driving there, even after living there for six+ years.

I lived in San Francisco's SOMA district for over six years. I had a great loft, with private parking in a secure garage. Unfortunately, there was a bar next door that brought out the idiots. After about 11PM, they assumed it was OK to block a driveway that was clearly marked as active.