There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose newspaper told him to suck it
They did not approve
And told him to move
From public beach where he had stuck it

There once was a man from Nantucket

Look if you’re in Nantucket it’s because you want to wear pink pants, eat fish sandwiches, flaunt your massive inherited wealth through extremely practical designer shoes, and slowly go mad in a creaky old mansion built 200 years ago by the widow of a whaling captain. Modern extravagances like the Cybertruck just…

This CyberCuck really went above and beyond while showing off his wank panzer. There's at least two in my area but neither has done anything newsworthy. 

I think it is an under-appreciated blessing that Elon and his cult members have given us is that in such divided and divisive times, we can unite to hate on and laugh at CT owners.

For real. The Right has done a fantastic job of convincing young white men that they are superior and everyone else is just here to cater to them. Thank you for pointing that out.

So go to Car and Driver if you don’t like it. you’re free to choose.

It’s almost like we cover a wide variety of transportation topics and have done so for years. 

To the NYPD and Mayor Adams:

F150 with the uber rare 1-on-the-tree transmission

Flying Air France back in 1996 we were delayed leaving Kiev (because some drunk bastard wouldn’t get out of the wrong seat he’d decided to sit in. Finally after 20 minutes of the flight attendants pleading and cajoling, 4 guys from the passengers simply grabbed him, lifted his ass out and carried him to his seat and…

I am almost positive that I board on the left because that is where the door is. I tried boarding from the right once. And there is no way for me to get in. Not to mention that there is no ladder or gangway. The windows dont open. I mean I guess I could climb in through the cock pit window but I still have to get up…

Whoops, sounds like you don’t know how airtags work and instead of figuring it out you just announced it to the chat.

It didn’t seem odd to you that people are able to track lost luggage with them?

Because they ping off other apple devices in the wild. If another apple device “sees” an airtag it updates the location.

This. This comment is comedy gold:

The Police recommended against tracking down and taking back your own vehicle, but when asked if they would do anything to recover a vehicle for a citizen, even if they were presented with proof of ownership and tracking details, they said, “hahahhaha, No. Why would we do that?”

“We’re number one, we’re number one!!”

Saw the headline and thought, “let me guess, it’s a Hyundai/Kia dealer.” Whaddaya know. 

The thing that gets me is the hypocrisy! Make up your mind! You’re mad when they break and you’re mad when they don’t brake!

No, you have it all wrong. This is Tesla’s new One Pedal Driving system. It's innovative as shit.