Whoops, sounds like you don’t know how airtags work and instead of figuring it out you just announced it to the chat.

It didn’t seem odd to you that people are able to track lost luggage with them?

Because they ping off other apple devices in the wild. If another apple device “sees” an airtag it updates the location.

This. This comment is comedy gold:

The Police recommended against tracking down and taking back your own vehicle, but when asked if they would do anything to recover a vehicle for a citizen, even if they were presented with proof of ownership and tracking details, they said, “hahahhaha, No. Why would we do that?”

“We’re number one, we’re number one!!”

Saw the headline and thought, “let me guess, it’s a Hyundai/Kia dealer.” Whaddaya know. 

The thing that gets me is the hypocrisy! Make up your mind! You’re mad when they break and you’re mad when they don’t brake!

I’m honestly kinda surprised I haven’t seen one yet

Can’t wait to meet a Cybertruck driver with a tattoo that says “all electrons no brakes” 

No, you have it all wrong. This is Tesla’s new One Pedal Driving system. It's innovative as shit.

I’m going to need Rosie O’Donnel’s take on this before settling on any conclusions.

BUSH DID KEY BRIDGE

Of course it is. You know why?

I like to think that there are multiple ways to get to the Trifecta. Possible inclusions are: Gators, meth, Chargers/Challengers, guns, God talking to you, God telling you to shoot things, roadkill, pooping in public spaces...

• Talked to God

The trick to saving money is to skip the hotels and stay at camp sites every night. 

Except, this isn’t some mechanical issue hidden by engine components, or things that happen as a result of use - these are a delivery checklist of things you need to look at immediately upon delivery of the car. (Think walking around a rental car marking all the scrapes and dings when you pickup it up at the airport.)…

And yet the ‘18 Model S that my friend bought was significantly worse than the already terrible ‘12 he had. The 3 and Y his husband had were terrible too. They very happily own a pair of Ford Mach-Es now.

If the Aztek was badged as a Subaru, it would be one of the most loved automotive icons, rather than the most derided.

There Shall be no C7 Slander here. I will allow light slander of the base C6 until you get to the Z06 and Zr1