pine nuts and parm are expensive

I remember when I first saw all this guy’s stuff, all I could think was “expanded wipeout universe”, and now I really want like a huge open world wipeout game...somehow lol.

I’d like to come clean as the guy funding all the Kotaku writers to write about Elden Ring and also the one cutting checks to Inhert to complain about it. Like many rich people, my motivations are complex and opaque

How much do they pay you to complain on every Elden Ring post?

What a shitty way to do things.

And no one is wearing any protective gear.

Oh god, is this what our future holds? Our daughter is currently coming home from daycare with only one sock most of the time.

My idea: Disposable shoes, served from a dispenser at the front door. At bedtime the day’s remaining shoes (that didn’t just vanish on their own) go into the trash, to be replaced by a fresh clean matching pair in the morning. Or maybe into a basket to be recycled by a professional kid shoes service, like those cloth…

Because, for Microsoft, it isn’t about creating content. It is about controlling the market by limiting consumer access to just their ecosystem.

i dont like games where power hungry cops living out their military fantasies of gunning down civilians

straight up ‘you criticize society, yet you live in society?’ energy there, fuuuuuck off with it

Your “point” is like accusing a hostage of “participating” in a hostage situation.  There’s no other game in town, and no other way to survive in this society. The fact that the system of Capitalism makes us all complicit in its inherent inequality is not an argument in its favor. Quite the opposite, actually.

He had no problem with profit, but who he wanted to profit after his death was pretty clear cut. Thus the vultures comment. His last will was hammered out in his final months to keep the vultures from doing what they did.

It needs some of that ol soundtrack lovin’

It Is 2021. Star Citizen Has Raised $400,000,000, And Is Still Not Out.

a horny Bob Ross is a historically accurate Bob Ross—he was a sensual man with a natural bedroom voice

I like to mix it up sometimes:
It’s what it is
It’s what it’s

the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem 

I mean, it’s a politically charged issue in the contemporary world in that in the US specifically there seems to be a heck of a lot of denialism still. And in that context it seems like the risk would be that if they make you roleplay as a ruler you’d end up defending the institution actively in some scenarios.

Amazon is a garbage company so are your tears