Is that a sequel to 3 Men and a Baby?

Thank you for this nugget of truth.  Leonard Cohen was the fucking man. 

You know what I would love to play? A career mode Wipeout game. Find sponsors, upgrade your hover-car (or whatever they’re called), race a full season. The inner stat-nerd in me would love that shit.

My wife showed me this trick (she makes the best ribs, by far). Before that, well... I ate a lot of rib membrane.  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!  Oh man, that was funny. You’re a funny guy.  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!  Oh man, that was funny. You’re a funny guy.  

“Of that 22%, a very small minority post the overwhelming bulk of tweets - the top 10% of users are responsible 80% of all tweets.”

Cate Blanchett can do whatever the god-damn-hell she wants to, and it will be god-damn-awesome simply because of her presence.

I was thinking of checking this game out.  Not anymore. 

This artist asks the real questions.  Mainly, “What if the world, but floating?”. 

As someone who has completely restarted games because I didn’t like the name I gave my main character, I feel you.

I didn’t know you could ever buy too many eggs.

It’s a tough position to be in. I don’t want to support this type of work environment, but I do want to support the workers that put so much blood sweat and tears into it. Just emailing the company and saying “Please don’t force crunch on your employees!” isn’t likely to do anything. When it comes to business the most…

I don’t know about you, but all banks everywhere should be screwed over as much as possible.  God knows they do it to us every fucking day. 

If you’re not burning your mouth on scalding hot pizza sauce and boiling mozzarella cheese, can you really say you’re eating pizza?

First off, why the Hell are in you an Arby’s?  Second, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN AN ARBY’S?!?!?

It’s... ahem... Big Dick Energy.

Thank you!  I feel like I’m losing my mind with this fucking Kobe circle jerk. 

Same! I made so many different characters in that game, I can hear the sounds of the docks in my head right now.

Probably the Opera House scene in Final Fantasy 6 (or 3 as I knew it back then). I had a save slot that I would load up just to go through the opera then the fight with Ultros whenever I felt like it.  Man, I loved that whole bit.  

That first black and white creature is going directly into my D&D campaign.