Right? My parents are racking up 40 years, and I had the extreme misfortune of learning just how loving and sex-filled their union continues to be while living at home for a couple months. Oof. May my future children be so scarred, I hope!

This is just an attempted workaround in order to avoid the word ‘divorce’ when it’s still the same result. My ex wanted to stay together forever without getting married (which is cool if you’re into it), with this bogus logic: “If I get married and divorced, I’ll be just like my parents.” So I dumped him, and it…

Does he also believe lesbians shouldn’t share facilities with straight girls? Where does the line get drawn in Crazytown?

My mom trapped seven year-old me on a cliffside outcropping of rock at high tide and told me all about it in horrifying, scientific detail. There was no escape but death.

HA HA HA Rousey stockholder over here, everyone!

Exactly: we’re talking about a teeny tiny mole, which YOU have a problem with.

Oh my god, this. I work in such a company, and get daily email follow-ups: “Is it fixed yet? I reported the bug THREE WHOLE DAYS AGO, wtf is taking you guys so long!?”

Dude, no. I must have bangs. My forehead is so huge, curves for so long, that it looks like my hair is receding from the battlefield. When it gets shiny, crows mistake it for nesting scrap. It’s like an outdoor movie screen. Bangs bangs bangs.

Does your questioning AA come from personal experience, or is it just an opinion? I’ve never gotten or heard of someone else getting that impression and I’ve been going to meetings in various cities for years.

All of this was discussed in the article—or did you skip it completely and dive straight into the comments after reading the header? Christ.