It’s not like if a woman start doing these exercises she’s going to start to look like a jacked weightlifter overnight. There’s more to just working out that goes into looking like this.

I don’t think “controversy” means “thing we’ve been bitching about despite nobody caring.”

Listen up:

Sorry Gawker, you guys aren’t journalists being wronged. You’re a bunch of unethical muckrakers and you managed to piss off the wrong person...

Wow, this might be the first time I have agreed with Zuck!

I am getting sick of the pile on to oust people from positions for disagreeing with them on some crap. Gawker acted as unquestionable dickheads to Thiel, He had every legal right to retaliate the way he did. And Gawker is a way more powerful voice than some…

If you can’t parse out the false equivalence between raping a child and suing Gawker then I don’t know what to tell you.

Legally suing a publication and committing a heinous crime are not even comparable. I’m pretty confident raping a child would get you kicked off of the school board/beaten and raped in prison.

So those groups against weapon emojis are idiotic and a little nutter butters, no?

Trump hates needing to press Function-Space because his tiny little fingers can’t reach both at the same time.

I would love to see Deadspin and Jalopnik unshackled from the Gawker/Jezebel shitshow.

the big developers have been “jumping ship” from iOS and making Android their primary focus

I think that being locked to Intel’s tick-tock upgrade cycle and Apple’s specific chipset needs is really starting to strangle the MacBooks. I wonder if Apple is going to jump ship and take control of their chipset destiny like they did with the iOS devices, and where they are still pretty far ahead of the competition…

Because I’d definitely introduce all of my new hardware at my World Wide (software) Developers Conference....

Solid trolling. Like, first class trolling. Well done.

Did you seriously just use “pot” as a verb grandma?

Yeah, and so will the new Note, the new iPhone, and the new Nexus phones. That is a facepalm worthy move if I’ve ever seen one.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

if you think this is anything other than cute, i don’t know what to tell you.

Never trust a religion that says delicious pulled pork is a no no.

A) I love Veep beyond the telling of it. I went back and rewatched all the earlier seasons to get ready for this season, and I couldn’t believe how many brilliant little asides I’d missed the first time around. How can you not love a show that gives you lines like, “Joke’s on you, Dan... I fucking love burritoes”?