Just drop friends and celebrities out of it. Follow organizations. It’s a superior RSS feed.

What’s wrong with 2007-2013?

That’s what happens when you put 700hp in an utter piece of shit of a car.

Chipotle is my life

The only saving grace of this concept is that once our road and highway system is fully automated (no drivers whatsoever), the autonomous cars we ride in should be very very powerful and very fast. Like bullet trains, but pods.

Your mom sounds hot.

Best writer on all of Gawker Media, that’s who.

They might just do individual origin stories instead of a full prequel reboot.

Johnny Depp?

Obama is such a great man. One of the best decisions we’ve made as a nation in a long time, and I don’t know if any future President will capture our hearts here and abroad for some time to come.

This is a fantastic illustration of Gawker.

They have to be Europeans, right? America embraces the culture of being overweight.

Ew, Ted Cruz.

It is important to be constructive in our criticism of society. The opposite of that is where the danger lies (and probably where PC culture festers).

Hopefully you’re joking because this might be the most inane comment I’ve ever seen on Gawker Media.

Considering how much work she's had done, only about 60% of her is still human. And I think that's being generous.

I guarantee a former SoS and FL knows the gravity and intensity of what being POTUS entails, and also knows a hell of a lot more about classified information and what goes on behind the public eye.

Listen, I don’t care if they were made in Buckingham Palace by whipping egg whites between Kate Middleton’s asscheeks.

We have to write about Donald Trump, who is a deeply stupid person.

Ugh. He knows that the person he’s talking to was born in the U.S. right? How much more Murrican can you get?