Shouldn’t need GPS. Pretty sure he lives at 503 Cocksucker Lane.

Ah, good ol’ 29.613430N, 95.255081W. Ain’t noplace like it in the world.

This guy fucks. +1

I love how the guy in the GMC exits his truck and runs away as the tailer brushes the front of this truck, just like in Grand Theft Auto.

Bondo, James Bondo.

Imagine the look on everyone’s faces when you wreck it leaving cars and coffee. No one will even see it coming.

The neighbors, Anthony Tarasiuk and Danielle Wagner, have also taken issue with the security cameras Panther has mounted to the side of the white, unmarked trailer. Wagner, in an interview, said:

You do the old 180 and you spin yourself around, you just killed a crowd

Did he just shift his Lazer into f’ing “Drive”? Why was it in “Park” LOL... “needs more stick shift”

that truck skips leg day.

Hmm. Maybe I *would* be an amazing SWAT officer in hostage, bomb defusing, and/or securing area situations. Thanks Tom Clancy!

Yeah, that’s like getting to third base with a hot girl and finding a dick.

You’re actually saying that’ll buff right out.

Would you get in one that wasn’t?

Thunderbolt. Here’s how I like to think of it. Not only did we get him to click (which he thinks is our only goal). But we got him to register AND write a 100-word diatribe expressing his anger.

You must be fun at parties.

Go in with a ski mask and a bloody baseball bat. Instant savings.

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, alright. We got 4:11 Posi-trac out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle.

Don’t care, population control is a good thing.