That Fusion must be running a Tornado Air, water injection, a Fuel Shark, and a magnet on the fuel line to unleash enough power to keep up with that bike.

Anyone else think parking a Porsche that close to water without any sort of curb is Risky Business?

Fucking reported.

“Barking noises”

This is the kind of thing that happens when Uncle JoeBob wins a cash settlement from PhillipMorris for causing his COPD.

Which you’d already know about if you followed me on twitter

Its a Jhonson Rod.

This is kind of amazing. I’ve never heard of somebody pissed off at the Grand Canyon before. Like, you’re offended by it. I love it.