You forgot about the part where he discovered the Biebs.

The whole organization don't give not one flippin iota of a half of a damb about Team Oosher.

I. Am. Drunk. As. Hayl.

Luvvie is some of my first memories of reading VSB and the comments section. She is so authentic. So funny! Love her.

I thought I knew who he was until I googled his name. I was incorrect.

Same!

They are such liars.

I don't trust the police. That's my right, one. It would be foolish for me to based on their record, two. Anybody who would attempt to make me feel guilty about that is a fool, period.

I think we need to get a secret coalition of smart black people together in a room, Neil, Jesse, Issa, etc and work on simply outsmarting liberal, hipster, millenial Dwight people. Their parents are lost causes.They hate us too and think we are inferior but they also want to look socially progressive so we could trade…

"I'm going to kill you. And I don't mean like, 'haha I'm gonna kill you' I will literally stop your heart, Doug!"

Lemon icy!!!!!

I just don't try to reason with them anymore. This is my recent revelation after losing friends and even some family members I cut off. They friggin get it. Google is free.

Agreed on the intel angle but it's like they only know how to play one song and they can't even be bothered to get the lyrics right.

Really, though. Like, can I go ONE day without having to make this face at Dwight nonsense?

Shutting the fuque up is still free, last time I checked.

Why you do this!?! My ribs!

Lol, he bet not let that dude down.

I peeped the turtleneck!

I wasn't swooning over Troy but Donald doing stand up can get it.

My dad is a musician and my dude. They supplement their income w teaching jobs and other businesses. It's too hard out hear tryna do it solo dolo.