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I've never submitted anything to them before (other than my "I'm Black, y'all. Sorry for the inconvenience! " teespring idea.

Won't god do it, though?

I was in lurve w a corny black guy. Every day after school he would walk me home and we'd watch Batman the Animated Series.

I would love a weekly Atlanta recap touching on the following:

Agreed. Whatever your medium, your craft, it has to resonate w others. It has to solve some kind of problem. It has to fill some form of narcissistic void. Otherwise, nobody is buying it.

Is this the Atlanta recap?

I accidentally subscribed to google play music radio through nov because Amazon and I weren't seeing eye to eye and I put on the random play for Outkast while I did some house cleaning.

When somebody is doing you semi dirt magurtily and your own behavior is so trash that it pretty much dictates that you can't even truthfully retell the story without coming out looking like a dummy as well to your own friends and frenemies then you know you are really losing at this game we call Life.

You mean this one?

"What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold!!! Alright, alright, alright, alright…"

People that tell you their character traits instead of showing you.

Ha!

Very much so. Two dates in and dude was like…

That chick sounds exhausting. And not in the good way.

I had to stop. Close the tab. Backed out of Chrome. Restarted my phone. Continued reading.

Lissen, I fantasize about the Obamas just as much as the next goon but can you please for the lurve of gah not never again say "sweat dripping down Barack's balls"?

If your kid is having safe sex then….?

I think this is my favorite Panama post. I don't know him personally, I've never gone to any of the meet and greets, etc, but I have been reading since '09 and know that putting yourself and by extension your family out there for interpretation is not easy. Hell, I have family that voted for Bush twice, family that

Mmmhmmm. That was a choice.