So we can finally find out what color the dress is?

I love watching men jerk off. God, it is so fucking hot.

I bring a built in tripod.

A woman named Angela Kipp

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

I do it maybe too much.

This is her alter ego, Dim Kavis.

Pete Davidson was HILARIOUS on the Beiber roast, making fun of his own fathers death in the World Trade Center. I really admire people who can turn a personal tragedy into a joke that good. And now ripping on Brian, and being cool about it all. I like this guy a lot.

Mine is lavender, and I can’t help but sleep more on the left side (also mr kittyman sleeps on the right side), but I def have the farting and snoring thing DOWN.

Elsewhere, Cattrall is pretty happy with the way her life has gone. She’s painted her bedroom pink and sleeps in the middle of her king size bed where she farts and snores as she pleases. Isn’t that what we all want?

I think the problem with this is that she equates being motherly, and being a mentor, with being a literal mother. And no, no it is not the same.

I love her. That concludes my commentary about this woman.

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

IM SO SORRY IT CAME OUT WHEN I WAS WORKING 70 HOURS/WEEK AND HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO COME OUT ON A STREAMUNG SERVICE DONT HATE ME JUST HELP ME

I’m happy for you that your sports ball game made all the touchdown goals.