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Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

Meh. He’s still only the 3rd best Mookie in sports history.

The 30-inch Zyla

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

You might want to work on your joke getting skills. Lord knows I have to work on my joke making skills.

Or “I was hoping to go beyond second base but I couldn’t get past that Odor”

Why is this good though? Don’t we spend years telling our kids this isn’t how things are done? Then they see this from the guys making millions playing a kid’s game, and nothing happens.

Seriously gotta start suspending both teams one game each when this happens.

Do you keep your butter in the refrigerator? You do? Stop it. Stop it right this second. You’re ruining your butter