If you’re gonna try to roast the Spelling Bee for being soft, the worst sin you can commit is bringing that weak…
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The 30-inch Zyla
If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.
You might want to work on your joke getting skills. Lord knows I have to work on my joke making skills.
Or “I was hoping to go beyond second base but I couldn’t get past that Odor”
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Would it surprise you to learn that Rangers second baseman Rougned Odor, the dude who landed a right hook on Jose…
Why is this good though? Don’t we spend years telling our kids this isn’t how things are done? Then they see this from the guys making millions playing a kid’s game, and nothing happens.
Seriously gotta start suspending both teams one game each when this happens.
Kenta Maeda has spent his first season on this side of the Pacific confounding hitters and even socking the odd…
ESPN fired baseball analyst Curt Schilling tonight, two days after he shared an anti-trans meme on Facebook. “ESPN…
Too much car or too much coffee?
Dumbass isn’t good enough?
My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.
My favorite storyline for the year: Will David Ortiz’s farewell tour be as insufferable as Jeter’s, or will he manage to make it MORE insufferable?
Some very stupid lawmakers in West Virginia are sick, presumably with the shits. They lifted the state’s ban on raw,…
Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…
I had professional interaction with that scumbag while he was at Morgan Lewis. We hired him as appellate counsel due to his political ties on a big-money case that had gone off the rails. I wrote the fucking brief myself and he billed our client $250k for something like a week’s work, next to none of which was done by…
He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.