I hit bottom with my alcoholism and and drug addiction about two years ago. I was desperate for help so I called the local addiction hotline. I was referred to the local health department. They sent me to rehab facility in the area. After arriving there, I was a bit confused with the curriculum. Being new to the…

I don't understand why the first three items are a thing. Really, brand whoring is incredible? I thought she started a kitten rescue shelter that allows kids with cancer to pet baby kitties, demanded an equal marriage, and gave her excess income to her smaller-earning husband.

The joke isn't about the Clippers, it's about the fact that something clearly labeled satire can spread around the internet and turn sort of true through sheer volume of people passing it on.

Tim, you realize that the report came from Empire Sports, which is a satirical sports website, like The Onion.

My god, it's his little dance jump that gets me every time.

Non-denials helped bring down Nixon; maybe this goes all the way up to Donald Sterling?

"Griffen beats up Bieber! Racists too confused to tweet!"

He did. I was there. I have the cellphone video to prove it. However, I shot it in portrait, and I'm so fearful of the commenter backlash that I will not be selling it to Deadspin.

And probably not just him.

So refusing to acknowledge or deny an absurd accusation in fact makes it true?

Oh, by the way, this was the second R-rated movie I snuck into as a kid. The first was Fish Called Wanda.

Given that the cats are fed every few days by their hoarder owner, it seems less likely that they don't give a fuck, and more likely that they are hoping the photographer is the friendly person who will feed them.But man . . . I am betting a significant proportion of them are inbred.

Well…they look relatively healthy, for hoarder cats, but they probably all have FIV or Feline Leukemia.

Robocop is the most gloriously subversive action film ever made. Its full of delicious twisted subtext, like the Christlike imagery of Robocop walking on water.

Paul Verhoeven is an amazing man, and a subversive genius. He takes Hollywood tropes and stuffs crazy social commentary into them that the producers don't always notice.

Ya down wit' OCP?

OmniCorp...you mean Omni Consumer Products?

RoboCop looked like the dumbest fucking movie ever on a poster. In the theater, it was the best movie of its decade.

All of the political messages of the original RoboCop are still relevant today, which is kind of depressing.

Unfortunately, a lot of Blow Shit Up movie fans completely missed director Paul Verhoeven's point that the movie was a mockery of 80's American society. "I'd buy that for a dollar!"