What a flop! Give him a yellow.

You know how a single tear drops from a Native American's eye when you litter? That just happened to me watching a black guy lose to a white guy in a foot race.

"Seconded"

Way to go, Greg. This should set race relations back another 50 years.

Totally the ice's fault.

Shitty post. This video was a non-starter.

Black Ice strikes again!

He runs like he writes

Next on Animal Planet: Finding Beaver

Chauvinist entrapment.

The English beaver had been thought extinct because in its shyness it chose to hide away under many protective layers of petticoats.

How come when these guys set up hidden cameras to get nighttime shots of beaver they are praised and when I do it I get arrested?

I am skeptical until I see this report confirmed by an official beaver inspector.

I'm just wondering how the goddamn thing stayed alive for 800 years.

I came here because of the innuendos.

Well the only logical thing to do here is follow Nebraska's example with Mountain Lions and start hunting them to near extinction again..

That's what she said?