And that's in the chorus! She couldn't even take the time to make a better rhyme for the chorus?!?! (Also, I just made an internal rhyme in my last sentence, THAT'S how easy it is.)

Welp, at least you're having fun while being robbed of money to gain an education that will not prepare you for those unavailable jobs. Even universities are getting hijacked by short attention spans and blind celebrity worship. The idiocracy is coming, y'all!

OK, if I see this on your transcript and you bitch about your student loans, I've got no time for you.

Why would I pay thousands of dollars to take a class on something I can dissect on the Internet for free?

I have never been more proud to be a Rutgers alum.

Will the class get into how horrible and unimaginative it was when she decided to rhyme "I can have another you in a minute" with "Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute"?

Atlanta: STATE OF EMERGENCY! 4 INCHES OF SNOW! EVERYBODY PANIC.

Goddamn it, it's so cliche, but southerners losing their shit over a dusting of snow is just the funniest thing ever. I mean holy crap, those ajc.com links....they had kids sleeping on gym mats overnight at the school? For snow that they wouldn't have even bothered to plow north of the Mason-Dixon? A fucking school…

I'm somewhat suspicious this was written by a man to encourage more women to seek casual sex.

I sense an opportunity..... match up the "recently dumped and looking for rebound sex" girls with the "friend-zoned and pissed off because you're not gonna fuck them" guys from that other article..... everyone gets laid, it's win-win!!!!

And FoCo would be the pansexual tattooed sustainable lifestyle sister who brews her own beer.

Guys, don't be too hard on him. He was just doing exactly what Jesus said to do in the Sermon on the Mount.

Michael Abromovich is Marshall Raylan Giveit in Lustified.

They didn't have "tech" in the 70s. I was there.

"and the best brainwashing sequence this side of A Clockwork Orange."

I would include Coma, about a hospital that puts people into comas in order to mine their organs

Day of the Dolphin (1973)

Holy shit, that hippy burnout is played by John Heard.

Parallax View? Fantastic film. So much great stuff.

Kids are all gross. My sweet little daughter, at age 6, raised her arm and it was like someone had cut a raw onion. So gross. She showers daily, and well - her hair smells fantastic. But hormones are a bitch.