I don't know what's real or not anymore.

"I fail to see what could ever be funny about a bad lip reading."
- Generations of MLB players using smokeless tobacco.

hahaha I read dick-grabbing and it made me chuckle a bit more than any mature adult should chuckle.

"If you're pre-born, you're fine, if you're pre-schooled, you're fucked."

Screw Whole Foods, everyone knows Wegman's is the one, true grocery store.

"Clapping near soup" is my new band name.

I find what's really fucked up is that people think the family wants to take her off life support and kill her...she's already dead. This isn't a vegetative state, she's brain dead. Using her as an incubator isn't okay.

Of course not. No one likes hockey.

Let's assume this fetus were viable. And then it would be born with a ton of special needs and health problems and likely need care 24/7.

So, let me get this straight. Instead of allowing the fetus to die with its mother at what would have been within the boundaries of legal abortion, the law has forced it to grow to a point at the edge of viability, thus increasing the likeliness that it will have a short life filled with pain and suffering, if a life…

Yeah, that headline was incredibly misleading.

While the antibiotics knock Rick out

So I guess the answer to the headline is "No." considering no disaster is spelled out anywhere in the article - not in the picture, since we know what Carl is up to, and not in the surrounding text, because nothing about that says anyone ends up disastered.

That's his O face.

The Maple Leafs' planned response next game:

Well, I think she looks pretty.

Without Memphis, you wouldn't have Aretha Franklin, Donald "Duck"Dunn, Al Green, B.B. King, Elvis, Otis Redding, and many many others. Think of the music man.

Oh great. Thanks Obama.

I'm sorry, I stopped reading after "freezing the wine". Then I resumed and read "olive oil in the refrigerator".

I'm only super careful with stuff like fish and meat. Like, cooked salmon for me, I'd eat it within 8h in the fridge. On the other hand, with condiments like soy sauce, I swear I had a jar that I kept for 3 years and it was perfectly fine (in the fridge).