Such rats.

It's so viral, though! There were rats! They were maybe doing something! Now when the next commercial comes out and it's another random 30 seconds of BS, you'll totally link it to this, right? VIRAL.

someday, someone's gotta' write a memoir about being a pansexual married man...

So that's what that was I saw last night during a commercial break. Since it didn't give any clue what it was about or for I promptly forgot about it. Good marketing, guys!

Yeah, that was awesome. Rats are awesome, right?

Starting to duck as I write this, but after I read the article I was left with the feeling that it was written just for the sake of writing it. I may be be a hardened/heartless old fuck, but it seemed devoid of any real emotion and cliched.

I think you are more right than you know. From the article: "As I continued to look through photos, I came across ... one of my best friend ... I remembered how we had met two years before; she was sitting in a bar wearing a fedora and speaking in her Zimbabwean accent."

She isn't attracted to her best friend. She is…

Full disclosure: I have yet to read the article.

Slightly off topic but mature adults in respectful relationships do not throw meat (or anything else) at each other when they disagree or argue. I'm glad she's in a happier relationship now and hopefully the temper tantrums are over.

This was already posted.

And I read about the man who asked me to marry him four years ago over the phone, before we had even kissed.

Wow.

I had no idea that, just four years ago, Maria Bello was in junior high.

Judith could be alive or dead. I picture the conversation with the suits went like this:
SG: "So we have to kill the baby. It was a major plot point of the original work, and since the characters are going to be without shelter for the remainder of the season, it would be difficult to write."
AMC: "You can't kill the…

It's not the same Walking With Dinosaurs?

In other shows this battle would have started now and ended in February... I thank them for not doing that.

It could be worse.

When I first saw the ads pop up on TV, I was disappointed that the dinosaurs talk. I was even more disappointed that they talk in poop jokes.

So looks we've got five groups, is that right?

Point of contention about the creepy kids and Judith: the creepy kids had Judith in her baby seat. They then dropped her AND LEFT HER to go get guns, because they're idiot kids and corrupted Carol's message of being strong into being stupidly brave. While they saved Tyreese, they definitely got Judith eaten alive by…

In case you missed it over the long weekend, there's now a YouTube app for the 3DS. One step closer to a golden age where every game console has the ability to display adorable kitten videos. Waiting on you, PlayStation 4.