someday, someone's gotta' write a memoir about being a pansexual married man...

Starting to duck as I write this, but after I read the article I was left with the feeling that it was written just for the sake of writing it. I may be be a hardened/heartless old fuck, but it seemed devoid of any real emotion and cliched.

I think you are more right than you know. From the article: "As I continued to look through photos, I came across ... one of my best friend ... I remembered how we had met two years before; she was sitting in a bar wearing a fedora and speaking in her Zimbabwean accent."

She isn't attracted to her best friend. She is…

Full disclosure: I have yet to read the article.

Slightly off topic but mature adults in respectful relationships do not throw meat (or anything else) at each other when they disagree or argue. I'm glad she's in a happier relationship now and hopefully the temper tantrums are over.

This was already posted.

And I read about the man who asked me to marry him four years ago over the phone, before we had even kissed.

Wow.

I had no idea that, just four years ago, Maria Bello was in junior high.

In case you missed it over the long weekend, there's now a YouTube app for the 3DS. One step closer to a golden age where every game console has the ability to display adorable kitten videos. Waiting on you, PlayStation 4.

Then it's not an especially giving/caring thing for her to be chairing this event, if she won't go outside her comfort zone/preferences. I don't think it's really Jolie's call, anyway. I expect her publicists worked out the angle beforehand.

There is no "why" with luck. It just is.

That snippet is a bit odd, because the answer is right there in the first sentence: luck.

Wow. He seemed like a nice guy by all reports, and was certainly handsome, but the idea that Paul Walker was an "acting legend" is just...a bizarre sad weird lie. Your friend is odd.

Yeah, Hollywood hates to be reminded that they're not immortal.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not making light of the way he died (which was awful) or the fact that he died (death is also awful), or died so young.

But, to be honest, the internet is acting like he was Indira Gandhi just because they recognize him from the…

A-u-b-u-r-n. Six letters.

Shocker, twitter users do not have a mastery of the English Language.

I legitimately want to know what insult Mosley was hurling with six "*"s. Not "fuckers." Not "assholes." Not "dicks." Not "pussies." Not "cunts." THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE.

You couldn't pay me enough to be a college kicker.

SHOCKER, Alabama fans don't seem to have a mastery of the English language.

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