Ok.

"The Shaqquracy Challenge"

People dumb enough to find Shaq's vodka desirable are also dumb enough to worry about gluten.

Who knows? He sold her a line of bull. Or she's sympathetic to his beliefs. Some combination. It's all fun and games until you're the one in the hoodie.

Can you imagine the conversations she'd have with friends/family/coworkers: "So, I finally met this guy and he's great, but there's this thing..."

The devil would be sauve, you wouldn't know he was doing anything wrong until your kneeled in his ruling chamber at his feet begging for more punishment because you love it. (And you know you don't go for that BDSM stuff)

How does this guy get a girlfriend?!

Put this man away before he kills someone else. This is the third woman he has abused that we know of, plus the police officer he assaulted, plus the young black man that he murdered. How many "get out of jail free" cards does this guy get?

Back when I lived in Chicago my friend told me a story about her brother running along the lake one day for a good long stretch. When he finished his run and headed back to his car, he heard a guy in the parking lot call out to him to wait up. The guy proceeded to tell him that he had run behind him the entire time…

A-Rod from the Closet. Best I can do.

its Mr. Noodle!

A friend of mine slept with Doug Mirabelli during his tenure as Tim Wakefield's personal catcher.

"A Skeet from JEET"-John Sterling

I live just south of tampa and there was always a rumor going around my high school (this was about 12 years ago) that one of our girls (she was a junior at the time) met Jeter out one night and he gave her his number. She went up to his place during spring training or after the season not really sure and proceeded…

"YEAH JEETS" is going to be the meme of the day, right?

YEAH, JEETS!

[reads second story]

To make perfectly clear, the one softly saying, "Yeah Jeets" was Alex Rodriquez watching from the closet.

Gotta say, completely disagree with this review - I found this a brilliant, if slowly paced episode.

I'm pretty sure they lifted a good portion of this epi from a sequence in the book "The Rise of the Governor," written by Kirkman and another. There's a whole part where the Guv and his still-human daughter, brother and friend happen across two sisters and their dying father holed up in an apartment building. The two…