Hey Jr —

Check THIS out —

For those wondering why some of the selections are considered "cult films" —

Not bad. Ditch "Lost Boys," though. And you forgot this —

Check THIS shit out, mufukkas —

Beyoncé's "empowering" new perfume, which contains the sweat of Susan B. Anthony

Good one!

Obligatory Tommy Lee Jones appearance —

Oh shit! They've spread!

Hah.

Yo, my adopted New England — I don't like your "likes," but I DO like your "hates"!

Throwing a GG reference is — amazingly, hilariously — both too obvious (for jokesters, shock- and punk-rockers) and too obscure for comprehension. My mind boggles.

Precise sames. What are you, a mindreader? LOL

You would've been disappointed in Sagan as well, at least until he made fun of himself by titling a book thusly —

Lots to unpack here —

Or — why is it that both Midler and (heh) Idel Dazim sounded like shit?

I thought that that announcement was odd — Ellen saying "the conductor isn't even here" or some shit.