Lots to unpack here —

Or — why is it that both Midler and (heh) Idel Dazim sounded like shit?

Racism?

Oh, Florida...

Sounds like she needs to call that guy who reps Grumpy Cat.

Something lame. So lame.

Same here (almost, not from but do live in SE VT currently) and after a quick trip to Youtube...

On the laptop I can see this...but not on my iPoop.

"Oh but yesssssssssssssssssssss..."

"Helloooooooo ladies..."

It's okay my Irish brah — we're as jealous of your Thin Lizzy, "real" Guinness, and colcannon as you are of our sports teams.

Post about something that happened on cutesy brown-noser Fallon's show featuring schleppy proto bro-doofus Sandler's vocal stylings vis a vis charming and inoffensive Barrymore's preggo mom boobs? On Jezebel, in a somewhat positive light? Hmmmmm....IT'S ON!

Must be an alternate SK poster for Bong Joon-Ho's "The Host."

Dammitt! Beat me to it. Gimme the silver, then...

Hey Jackie —