It's okay my Irish brah — we're as jealous of your Thin Lizzy, "real" Guinness, and colcannon as you are of our sports teams.

Post about something that happened on cutesy brown-noser Fallon's show featuring schleppy proto bro-doofus Sandler's vocal stylings vis a vis charming and inoffensive Barrymore's preggo mom boobs? On Jezebel, in a somewhat positive light? Hmmmmm....IT'S ON!

Must be an alternate SK poster for Bong Joon-Ho's "The Host."

Dammitt! Beat me to it. Gimme the silver, then...

Hey Jackie —

You've got a Bjork avatar and you're playing Fallout 3.

This is the tune, perhaps more quote-appropriate, that Cusack had playing on the jambox. No joke. Cameron Crowe felt that Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" was more romantic, I guess...

Photo from actual event —

As a native of the area I endorse this comment.

Inconsiderate fucks for neighbors are the worst.

I know, right?

The secret to partying in Lutz is to do it in a non-gated community.

The Confederate flag, unlike many other symbols of the South, is a symbol of slavery.

What!!?

Ha!

Whoa.

Better late than never, Lindy.