Oh yeah! Cholula's not bad at all...

Oh, I dunno...NO substitutes? Not even these?

All kidding aside, Sri ain't that bad. I just enjoy ragging on it.

So hot you're cool, so cool you're hot!

Jackson, you're freaking me out!

Dammitt! Beat me to it. Gimme the silver, then...

I will now indulge in my own lil' violation of an iteration of Godwin's law. Take it with a grain of salt, maybe a pinch of lime...

Hold on, Eldritch.

Yeah.

Your nutritional prescience is driving me batshit crazy.

Clotted cream IS delicious. Put it on a biscuit (or "scone") by itself or (my fave) with some marmalade.

Hey Jackie —

You've got a Bjork avatar and you're playing Fallout 3.

This is the tune, perhaps more quote-appropriate, that Cusack had playing on the jambox. No joke. Cameron Crowe felt that Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" was more romantic, I guess...

Photo from actual event —

As a native of the area I endorse this comment.

Inconsiderate fucks for neighbors are the worst.

I know, right?