You sir are a worthy opponent. It has been an honor to engage in silly battle with you.

'Cuz this was waiting for Tommy at the bottom of that slide —

Whoa — that many, huh? You've got me beat, and I thought that I was hardcore!

Credit for this hilarious and inspirational funny funny fun should go to MegynKellyIsMyMistress. Mea culpa!

No black dots coming out of your penis?

A-HA!!!

Trolling-ass mufukas!