Heidi Klum and her boyfriend/bodyguard Martin Kirsten have split up

I'll see your semi-auto w/silencer, and raise you as such —

Wait — Bardem was Bond? I missed it!

I really think that I'm gonna have to re-evaluate our relationship...

With a few notable exceptions, most everything that happened on stage at the Grammys was the most boring thing I've ever witnessed.

What's that? Dipshits don't like competent ladies? Ratings, what? Well hell, give 'em this —

No.

Tastes like chicken!

What the hell...

Well...she HAD already "pulled a Neetzan."

Wow.

Back up, gator. I saw the KD Lang first, now!

Fuckin' thugs.

Strong stuff, right?

Trendacosta pulled a Neetzan with that click-grabbing line, ya think?

Damn Brick, gimme one! Use those connex at Wiz! LOL

And here's how country life is actually affecting your health —

Kayla Knapp on this pic:

No, really — STOP IT.

DAMN IT! You and Milo stole my shit!