Donkey sauce!

No way. Just crawl back into your hole, bone boy.

Gimme that hat, SMITTY!

a very competent Dodgers beat reporter for MLB.com

Dude, why are you even asking this question?

However, I'm a New England Revolution season-ticket holder, and have been going to their games for years.

Yes. My jest was Moran being shocked or maybe irritated...also I'm shocked that no one else thought of it first. No, I'm not putting my mug up there (male Jezzie, not cute and sad). And if anyone should play Lawson, it would be Lawson of course! (The better half loved that ulp, "reality tv" show with her and…

LaM —

Angelina, you say?

What, no quiz?

Reform — was there once, summer of '82, maybe '83? Haven't been back.

My unk — whom I love very much, and who lives in Reform — freaked me out one winter's day loooooong ago when, apropos of absolutely nothing, he shouted at me "Rollllll TIIIIIIIDE!" I was no older than 7 and let's just say NOT a football fan. Plus we lived in Tampa and were just visiting the fam at the time...so I…

Not drunk. Only when she's had a few.

No, no it's not. Is it bad that I laughed at those silly "kicks"? LOL

Now THAT is funny!

Not as riotous a welcome was afforded Ravel's "Bolero," apparently — (according to Wikipedia) but hey, Varese is on twice!

Your sense of humor is both charitable and sublime, J!

Hyperbole — YES! Look it up? Best advice everrrrrrr!

No — thank you, bug. I saw it either here or at Gawker (proper) and thought that it was funny as hell. Also, profound vis a vis bullshit we read on the 'net. But still funny! I can't take credit for anything but remembering it...

No shit. It's a killer, huh?