Hilarity ensues!

Now that I scarfed my pizza, I'm reminded of the one debatable side of 'chovy love..."Hmmm, that's odd...I didn't floss my teeth yet today, what IS that? Oh right...a chovy bone!"

Thanks, DL — I'll let him know!

VL kid age 13 and VL kid age (almost) 15 want their own XBox Ones. We already told them: "Ha. No fucking way, dudes." Too 'spensive, brats — wait 'til next year. Ain't nothin' wrong with their 360s n' shit. We even forbid them from buying one with their own money — wait a year, bugs get fixed, prices come down,…

Did you say (salivates, wipes closed mouth w/back of hand)...anchovies?

...or on my pizza last night AND today for lunch.

Similarly —

Pros: Amy Adams, the cliched yet still fruitful "I'm in love with an AI" conceit.

See Klein's "The Shock Doctrine" for more.

Wow, is it gonna be Skyline?

Yeah, I won't hold my breath for that one.

BTW D, we've got THAT SAME EXACT SPILL in our fridge! What the hell!? LOL

That should read "First Jam. rest. I ever ate at..." Is it Kinja, or is it me?

Oh shit, D — I got you on "scotch bonnet"? But hold on, lemme check myself before I do in fact wreck myself (again) — a scotch bonnet is a Caribbean variant of the habanero? Hmmmmmm...

Or did I (or is that "i"? or "l")??! I'm seeing different fonts, now? It is "dani," yes?

Whoa! Apologies are due to you from me for fucking up your name! Dumbass. I'll blame my iPhone. Anyhoo...

8.) Being impatient after landing

Well there ya go, Dani-in-the-know!
They decided to get all filtery on their own asses, huh?