Pros: Amy Adams, the cliched yet still fruitful "I'm in love with an AI" conceit.

Wow, is it gonna be Skyline?

Yeah, I won't hold my breath for that one.

BTW D, we've got THAT SAME EXACT SPILL in our fridge! What the hell!? LOL

That should read "First Jam. rest. I ever ate at..." Is it Kinja, or is it me?

Oh shit, D — I got you on "scotch bonnet"? But hold on, lemme check myself before I do in fact wreck myself (again) — a scotch bonnet is a Caribbean variant of the habanero? Hmmmmmm...

Or did I (or is that "i"? or "l")??! I'm seeing different fonts, now? It is "dani," yes?

Whoa! Apologies are due to you from me for fucking up your name! Dumbass. I'll blame my iPhone. Anyhoo...

8.) Being impatient after landing

Well there ya go, Dani-in-the-know!
They decided to get all filtery on their own asses, huh?

Heh — good one!

Actually, points for Sriracha absence.

Yeah, rum.

By "sweet tap," if you mean out of your faucet, and you live in South Vermont, then hell yeah.

Earth Balance is pretty good, 'cept for when it's more expensive than the local butter.

The best you can do is fucking funny, man.

Insert obligatory "Pat The Bat/Machine" anecdote here...

Dougie order chicken parm with salad, smashes it all together, eats half, puts the other half in Tito's chair, bitches him out about not being in the lineup tonight, tells Schill to suck it, orders another chicken parm, drops the remainder into Tito's Dubble Bubble bucket, shrieks "Dougie wants to GO DEEP TONIGHT!"