This is the last time that one of Denton's Minions will successfully troll this asswipe enthusiast, but what the hell —

What, no love for Jessica Pearson?

See also —

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Hey, s'up. USF grad here, class of '92. How ya doin'? What? Yeah, THAT USF. Oh right, they have a football team now. What's that? They were doing okay? That's nice. Get off my lawn, you fuckin' kids. I'm tired. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

You left out the caption: "Beardo and Dreads, Genetically Spliced"

Heh. I hear ya. That voice makes me feel like I went to the fridge, whipped out a jar of dill pickles, and gargled the brine. Unfortunately, Irritating Erin has much pop cred/notoriety: "Darrin's Dance Grooves," Lady Gator, the peephole problem, ESPN, Faux...but this is my fave (LOL) —

No — Charlie Hunnam ("Children of Men" hairdo) and Zach Galifianakis with a dye job.

Beardo and Dreads, not to mention Baldy and Batty, earnestly await Erin's instruction regarding their respective amounts of bodily biota...or should I say "pro-bi-auuugh-tix."

Really? Interesting...

What the fuck?

Apparently lotsa these peeps HAVE NOT, heypaula. But thanks for beating me to it, and saving me the trouble. But hell yes, that was a funny as hell episode...

I commend you for your approach to driving w/kidz, and take the liberty of feeling that you are a kindred motoring-while-parenting spirit. " No eating, sit down, put yer gawdam seat belt back on, read a book or listen to your iPod, and if you ever think of throwing shit while I'm driving that will be the last thing…

God DAMN! My vote DOES make a difference — as of this moment (9:40 a.m. EST) "screw" and "cameltoe" are running neck and neck, 7300 to 7299. Voting! Participation! Profanity and trivialities, hell yes! (BTW, I voted for "screw.")

I reached "peak Timberlake" in '98. But then again, I'm 43 years old and can actually remember REAL soul singers. I weep for all of you.

Well hell, I was gonna make the ol' "You wanna take the car out for a drive before you buy it, right?" (true) jokey observation, but figured that I'd get plowed for being sexist. (Sorry — insert better car/sex pun here.) Thanks, Ryan!

Uhhhhhhhhh....get over it. Learn how to use words and spelling in correct context. "Waiving"? Really? What the fuck are you talking about? Detergent is what I put in the clothes washer. Products? What the hell? Are you drunk? Get your shit together and then get back to me with a cogent argument. As the male…

"Patriarchy theory." "Embracing to." Whatevs. I walk the walk and talk the talk. Ask my "wife" and kids how your "patriarchy theory" applies to our family. Later...