This is the last time that one of Denton's Minions will successfully troll this asswipe enthusiast, but what the hell —

What, no love for Jessica Pearson?

With the exceptions of both "The Fisher King" and "12 Monkeys," yes? I seem to recall that both of those were sitting and waiting for someone to helm them. "Monkeys" eventually was handed to Gilliam because of the crazy success of "Fisher," which was only getting made because of Richard LaGravenese and Robin…

Some Jezzies seemed to approve a trailer with "Trey Songz" and Boris Kodjoe, mocking everyone who mewed about double standards in modern American cinema as "butthurt." (No, I'm not a troll or a chauvinist. Raised by a single mom, married to a very independent female. I'm a "liberal" D. Sorry. Just sayin.') Not…

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Hey, s'up. USF grad here, class of '92. How ya doin'? What? Yeah, THAT USF. Oh right, they have a football team now. What's that? They were doing okay? That's nice. Get off my lawn, you fuckin' kids. I'm tired. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

You left out the caption: "Beardo and Dreads, Genetically Spliced"

Heh. I hear ya. That voice makes me feel like I went to the fridge, whipped out a jar of dill pickles, and gargled the brine. Unfortunately, Irritating Erin has much pop cred/notoriety: "Darrin's Dance Grooves," Lady Gator, the peephole problem, ESPN, Faux...but this is my fave (LOL) —

No — Charlie Hunnam ("Children of Men" hairdo) and Zach Galifianakis with a dye job.

Beardo and Dreads, not to mention Baldy and Batty, earnestly await Erin's instruction regarding their respective amounts of bodily biota...or should I say "pro-bi-auuugh-tix."

Really? Interesting...

What the fuck?

Laughably bad. So bad I turned to the Phils/Reds game and listened to Sutcliffe brag about Harrison Ford as a palate cleanser.

Apparently lotsa these peeps HAVE NOT, heypaula. But thanks for beating me to it, and saving me the trouble. But hell yes, that was a funny as hell episode...

Yeah, man. BUT — get ready for the inevitable "Baustun sux!" not to mention bullshit about mob movies, Affleck, Damon, the Sox blah blah. 'Cuz ya know, that bullshit is soooo funny. (Can't we all just pick on FL with the Bugs gif, instead?)

Damn, muhfukas! Jumping all over poor Bricken for his Verhoeven screw-up. Nobody's perfect. He's probably still distraught that his beloved Governor was finally revealed to one and all as a full-tilt Straussian, mass-murdering sociopath. "He's just misunderstood..."