I commend you for your approach to driving w/kidz, and take the liberty of feeling that you are a kindred motoring-while-parenting spirit. " No eating, sit down, put yer gawdam seat belt back on, read a book or listen to your iPod, and if you ever think of throwing shit while I'm driving that will be the last thing…

God DAMN! My vote DOES make a difference — as of this moment (9:40 a.m. EST) "screw" and "cameltoe" are running neck and neck, 7300 to 7299. Voting! Participation! Profanity and trivialities, hell yes! (BTW, I voted for "screw.")

I reached "peak Timberlake" in '98. But then again, I'm 43 years old and can actually remember REAL soul singers. I weep for all of you.

Well hell, I was gonna make the ol' "You wanna take the car out for a drive before you buy it, right?" (true) jokey observation, but figured that I'd get plowed for being sexist. (Sorry — insert better car/sex pun here.) Thanks, Ryan!

Uhhhhhhhhh....get over it. Learn how to use words and spelling in correct context. "Waiving"? Really? What the fuck are you talking about? Detergent is what I put in the clothes washer. Products? What the hell? Are you drunk? Get your shit together and then get back to me with a cogent argument. As the male…

"Patriarchy theory." "Embracing to." Whatevs. I walk the walk and talk the talk. Ask my "wife" and kids how your "patriarchy theory" applies to our family. Later...

Hey NJmid —

You mean "Tito." Theo's chillin' w/Bartman and a goat...

When Crawful signed, "the media" were mostly fawning and quite positive. (Using "the media" to mean the Globe, the Herald, WEEI, etc...and not the cliched knuckle -dragging morons swamping the phone lines, in other words, the "not journalists.") Crawful was pretty "backatcha" — I seem to remember some anecdote —…

With these two paragraphs of yours, you've rendered all other comments and commenters irrelevant. Not only is the logic sound but now we can all go on to read other, less worrisome and irritating shit. I love when that happens, and BTW — many thanks!

Absolutely. Just like Poehler and Fey.

Re. the "Baby Wipes" Howard/"I Love Bey" O blurb: Hey, dammitt, how'd ya know where my late '70s "Penthouse" copies were hidden?

Makeup or no, Poehler is hot. And funny. And smart. Like her buddy Fey.

Color me somewhat impressed. I didn't even mind looking at the Goopster.

Meh.

Perhaps Kirkman is burning with optimism's flames...

It continues to amaze me that (mostly those who haven't read the comics) some viewers don't get that the title "The Walking Dead" refers to the humans and not the zombies, who are pretty much a fanboy stand-in for random bullshit fucking everything up. This is a Southeast US-based goth soap opera with zombies. Check…

DAMN YOU! You beat me to OUR meta-burn...

Lady Gator "Probi-aaauughtix" prolly just thought she was filming "Darrin's Dance Grooves Pt. 2; The Fitty Cent Edition."

You gotta stop, you're killin' me! Thou dost go where I would not be able to tread...in both your courage to publish AND your, what, Paltrowphilia? Paltrow and Irony, Dialectical Studies 101? Sorry, that's all I gots right now...