Does anyone remember the RHOBH cringey dinner party they had where they all ended up singing with him on piano. If I remember right a couple housewives were giggly and having fun and he and Yolanda got mad at them for it. That’s when I knew he was a big ole bag o’ dicks.  

Man, fuck this guy. If I ever went to his dinner party, I would scream lyrics and twerk as he played his piano, just because he doesn’t like people to sing along when he’s having his moment.

My fave moment from RHOBH is from (I think) Yolanda’s first appearance where she’s flitting around David and cooing “My Love” constantly. She makes dinner and he takes a bite and tells her dismissively “Little salty, babe”

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Dorit is so extra, it pains me

Nice! Mine’s a DS9/TOS mashup.

I question Boy George for associating in any manner with PK and Dorit. Even if we all know he doesn’t in any way “live” there.

It’s so weird to me that this season I’m actually liking Kyle. DAMN YOU EDEN AND DORIT!

Boy George’s graceful bow-out once he sniffed out the fuckery on the horizon was everything.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who calls her Dorito. She needs to get off the island pronto.

I was always a little worried because I hate people and assume the worst. But never in my wildest nightmares (the ones with that dude from Hellraiser) did I think he had a chance to actually win. I assumed the worst case is he would cause an upswing in violence as his cultists revolted after he lost, and then he’d…

The first rule of the EPA is you do not talk about the EPA.

Spot on correct. But I also think he’s more predictable, and he MIGHT not act treasonously if the opportunity presents itself. He’s still a God damn nightmare but it’s one of those like “among the worst presidents in history” nightmares rather than “existential threat to the country” nightmares.

If trump was not the president this would be so funny.

I LOVE MY SENATORS!! I write to them often to express my opinions and their offices are always quick to respond. In fact, Merkley’s office was a big help in getting my husband here. And without a doubt, each time there’s a vote on an issue dear to my heart, they vote they way I want them to.

Actual Lols!

I don’t know where Sen. Merkley was with his petty self all these years but now that we’ve found him, we are never, ever letting go!

petty af. it’s funny but i wish we could deal with serious issues like that goddamn heartbeat bill.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

My IUD (got it in Austin, TX) cost $1300. I got the invoice from BCBS. Thanks to Obamacare, I didn’t even have to pay a copay for my visit. I dunno how much posters cost. $1 each?