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I am this person and thank you for acknowledging us flakes, we don’t want to be we just are.

My wife and I tried Sling for the past year on our Roku. We recently switched to PlayStation Vue on the Roku. Sling has a better interface (though still garbage), but content options are limited, there’s no DVR service, and the “look back” feature only applies to a handful of channels and is pretty much useless.

My wife and I tried Sling for the past year on our Roku. We recently switched to PlayStation Vue on the Roku. Sling

Always #TeamRock. I don’t even care who he is fighting against.

100% Rock. Vin Diesel is a wannabe in comparison.

TEAM ROCK

10/10 WOULD WATCH.

Can you even imagine these two massive mofos throwing down? It would be like the Pacific Rim Jaegers fighting the kaiju.

Kerry Washington must have gotten a call for this. She’s the go-to.

That’s so cute! I love that he has a sense of humor about being the Dork of Rap.

Lets be real here farts are fucking hilarious. I also think poop jokes are hilarious. I’m 6 years old.

This is very sad to me. As an obsessive pet owner, whenever possible I drive to my destination and bring my pets with me. If I ever had to fly with my pets I would find it incredibly stressful. I am also pretty much at all times, one bad interaction with someone away from a meltdown. Every day that a video like this

Totally. The thing non-smokers don’t get is that smoking is fun. And while non smokers might understand on an intellectual level that “quitting smoking is hard,” I don’t think anyone can truly understand how hard it is unless they’ve tried to do it. You also have to really, really want to quit, or else you’re going to

That

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

So many questions!! Am I supposed to take them out to shower? Was she saving it for later? Why did the boyfriend walk into the bathroom? Why did the boyfriend PICK UP A USED TAMPON? Why did the boyfriend then flush the toilet while his girlfriend was in the shower possibly changing the water temp for her? Was she at

I've had the hair thing too! Messed up my hair and I was not pleased, like just feel my scalp, you don't need to finger out my curls I spent forever working on.

Seriously, guys, shut the fuck up. She's the first serious Democratic contender for governor Texas has had in years, and still WAY left of Greg Abbott . You're going to ruin everything.

Jezebel (and Gawker) are reporting this story in a crappy way. Just read Grimes' report, it is much better.

Poor little guy. I'm glad he finally found a good home with you. I don't get why people wouldn't want to adopt a tripod dog (or a deaf dog, like mine). I get why people would think twice about dogs with serious special needs (e.g., stuff that makes them unable to control bladder or bowels because that could be a

Ahhhh!! Army of Tiny Dogs to the rescue!