My dad was there (lifelong rangers fan and worked for GWB so got to meet quite a few of them) and now my best friend works for them because my dad took him to his first rangers game.

I dunno if eating candy for breakfast were an option I’d have a hard time deciding

Codine makes me puke too! It was prescribed to me after m breast reduction- vomiting with freshly cut up boobs is not fun.

My boss’ husband lived wit but him in DC (a la Alpha House) and 100% confirmed the soup thing. Like that is his whole personality.

Ughhhh I can’t even anymore. I’m starting to think there are not enough dog videos on the internet to lift my spirits while he’s the prez

Omg the look he was giving her sent me into a blind rage.

The look he gives her when he says her time is done makes me surprisingly furious and I want to smack that gavel in his face.

Today I legit waited for an answer after I asked my dog why his butt was so gross. Drew Carey and Wayne Brady are all the social interaction I need.

Here in Texas we all wear our boots during sex and the person who is able to kick their partners boots the most wins. Wins guns. Lots of guns.

Are all headlines going to end with ‘or what’ now, or what?

Haha- many times! When I was a poor graduate student I would sometimes grocery shop at the gas station. “I’m just driving SO MUCH these days!” 🤣

LVP has mentioned on more than one occasion that yes, she does spoil her kids, but only after they’ve proven themselves worthy and have worked hard and been responsible etc etc etc. Max was a busboy FFS. Went without power in his apartment for a while bc he couldn’t pay the bills.

I hope his wife spends some of that money on a womanizer because he does not deserve to knock boots.

Love Hinojosa, loathe Burton.

Holy shit some women deserve to be beaten? Jesus Christ eat a dick dude.

Running from bears is an essential life skill. But I read you’re supposed to play dead.

So glad neither of my parents are senators so they don’t have the opportunity to talk about me or my siblings. #embarrassing

Watching!

I find it rather easy to connect with her as my mother is a mathematician and I find calm roboticness soothing.

Handmaids Tale- prescient?