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Hoppy is a name meant only for brewers or rabbit enthusiasts.

I only have two black bras. I should wear them more but mostly I forget. Also this strategy is dangerous because I never know if I’ve worn one 1,000,000 times without washing and washed another 10 times without wearing it once. It’s a flawed system.

YAAAS KWEEN. I asked my surgeon to “take it all so I never have to wear a bra again” and he said “no. I don’t want you coming back looking for implants.”

Who are you kidding it’s old maids of NYPL. Wait.... most of the housewives aren’t even wives... carry on.

I find one that fits and buy like 10 of it in beige.

David imposter Wallace amirite?!?

Whenever I’m feeling down on myself I think, ‘at least I haven’t thrown a prosthesis across the room at a party.’

Love me some DS9 but I’m a sucker for anything Worf.

GAWD their parties. I can think of nothing worse than sitting around listening to some blowhard command everyone’s undivided attention while he plays the piano.

I’d like the thank the academy for this opportunity, as well as Our Lord Andy Savior Andy Cohen for his contribution to my mental decline.

I want to be LVP when I grow up but holding out my judgment on Ivanka until I see some real shit.

Eden had her chance to talk about it, and she did. They don’t even know each other! That’s like me asking my sisters friend about her abortion every time I see her. Hell if I were Kim Eden’s badgering would lead me to drink.

Eden infuriated me. It’s none of your business! She obviously doesn’t want to talk about it with you! Leave Kim alone!

Also if your profile pic is a tattoo I have the same one

I can’t be mad at that

Ditto. people are the worst.

I’m in! Over a year ago when he announced his intention to run I said “oh, no, he’s a black flag candidate. He’s there to take votes away from republicans to basically ensure hillarys victory.

It was sarcasm... because climate change deniers...

I can’t either. I’m from Texas (not the blue part) but was in Denver on election night because my husband had a job interview. The restaurant cheered when Hillary made gains. They booed when trump did. I think I was a little complacent surrounded by people who wouldn’t run me off the road for all my

I think you mean the first rule of the EPA is that the environment doesn’t fucking need protecting because there’s nothing wrong with it.