Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

AotKT wasn't based on a true story. Little shop of horrors, on the other hand....

Don't forget MK Ultra!

“Emergency doctor” is probably a way to make people think ‘MD’ when it's really emergency preparedness which = prepper/crazy/has a bunker

Speak for yourself but being invested in this IS my hobby!

Ugh that you don’t steal the man line is bullshit! Last week she was blaming the woman tom made out with at the bar for “trapping him in her clutches”

I thought she was very Vanessa Ives from Penny Dreadful

She's a boss ass bitch and she's finally getting the respect she deserves.

Following week nothing on my brows but the microblading

To be honest I’m terrible at makeup. A friend of mine is a model with thyroid issues (so, no eyebrows) and she had sculpting microblading done. Tatooing, but not the heavy obviously tattooed look. It looks like actual hair. Actual eyebrows. And is very reasonably priced. I’ve never had needles taken to my face (but…

Omg I watch it that way too. I get so good at two dots 3 strawberry wines in

We need a “best of: shitshows” edition where all the most ludicrous women from all the cities are put together big brother style.

Not any of the other industrialized nations in the world because.... socialism? Not America? Who knows.

I read the headline and was like “they are out of their damn minds there are no ties in swimming they're all shirtless and that would seriously impede their aerodynamicity (that's a word now)

We have an infant mortality problem, too. Particularly in tarrant county, and its predominately low income black women.

OMG Dorian Gray is basically every emo kid in high school

My parents AND my in-laws do this. Previously both my husband and I were working on our PhDs and had full time jobs and I was like “nope. Sorry. I can’t make any vacation plans until December 2017 so please stop asking" but they don't. They'll work around our schedule. Thanks for that and everything but we're paying…

“They’ve been home alone for so long I def need to let them out and feed them. And they’re probably lonely because they hate each other but love me.”

24 is a very large and specific number. I don't think I even know that many people.

Yeah that sounds great in theory but when you're unemployed no one falls for that noise.