Thanks! I live in Texas and like most places, the good comes with the bad. For instance, my mail lady commented that she loves our "Wendy Davis for governor" sign. You just have to look.

Drew, my grandmother and aunt have two shit tons of beanie babies sitting in cabinets doing nothing. You can have them all except like 4 of them that they think might be worth something that I'm supposed to be selling on eBay.

I did it to get my husband on my insurance. Plus he's christian. Plus we needed it for any sort of monetary "gifts" without tax penalties. Its just.... easier.... somehow.

I'm terrified by the amount of drugs the people who wrote this shot are probably on.

Congrats! I'm marrying mine in April! We should start a club.

He is the wooooorst. I was at a wedding he also attended once and had to leave after a few glasses of champagne so I didn't get put on some sort of watch list for the things I was about to say to him. Missed opportunity, now that I look back on it.