I'm terrified by the amount of drugs the people who wrote this shot are probably on.

Congrats! I'm marrying mine in April! We should start a club.

He is the wooooorst. I was at a wedding he also attended once and had to leave after a few glasses of champagne so I didn't get put on some sort of watch list for the things I was about to say to him. Missed opportunity, now that I look back on it.