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> Once I read that it clicked. “Oh, sjw podcast apparently”.

What are these “net points” you speak of?

first football game, first kiss (doesn’t count because it was part of a play but still), first beer, first love (unrequited), first Metallica concert, first cigarette, first pube, etc.

Brady gets an injury that takes him out of the game but is not career threatening, and the backup sets numerous Super Bowl records in a complete anihillation of the Eagles. In other words, he gets Bledsoed. Bonus points if the announcers say sub is the future of the franchise and Brady needs to retire after the game.

This is infuriating on so many levels.

Looks like the live Deadcast went great.

Every time I see that picture, I think he’s eating a substantial turd. With a knife and fork. And a sh*t eating grin.

If I were a doctor. I would recommend him walking with his head tilted towards the sky, mainly to stop the chance of his balls falling out of his mouth after having them kicked up his throat like that.

When it comes to these situations, I defer to De Niro in Heat: When there’s doubt, there is no doubt. If you two both felt the same way about each other and there are no ethical or logistical obstacles standing between you, either a. something would have happened by now, or b. one of you is playing games with the

No wider implications. I’m just calling all Fox News correspondents exceptional assholes.

Then DTMFA, baby!

I assume the independent review was carried out by a Boston sports radio host.

My pops was a Vietnam vet, and he always said “If those chickenshit assholes actually supported the fucking troops, they wouldn’t wave their fucking peckers around about sending our kids over to whatever piece-of-shit fucking foreign squabble they don’t fucking understand and can’t wait to fall dick-first into.

OEF and OIF veteran myself.

I agree, they aren’t right for each other and he should just move on. The fact they go for days without talking is probably the biggest indicator that he shouldn’t have proposed.

Current (26 year) veteran says: all the stars for you

...our state’s resolute commitment to supporting our troops

Chances are, The Anthem is playing somewhere. The fact that you ever sit disgusts me

True Patriots will stand for the flag on Super Bowl Sunday.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.