I’ve read and hear a lot of them from others, but Stephen A. Crockett Jr. wins the internet for his descriptive names for He Who Must Not Be Named.

Hey, sorry about you shooting yourself at the Clan/Trump/KKK rally at Gettysburg—get well soon!

The changes are measured in decades, not years. See https://www.climate.gov/news-features/climate-qa/why-did-earth%E2%80%99s-surface-temperature-stop-rising-past-decade

I could watch that Billy Butler .gif all day.....because that’s how long it takes for him to get to second base!

I heard the “elderly lady” call a person a “nigger” and tell someone to leave “her”country. That’s enough, don’t apologize for her.

You are kidding, she obviously wants the curve...

As you age, you need to play music while you have sex regardless of your color. You are going to make noises she doesn’t want to hear, and she is going to make noises you certainly don’t want to hear.

Reader Max is the next goddamn Melville! That Roman Poopiday is some Moby Dick-worthy shit.

An Alford plea does lead to a conviction. It is simply a “no contest” plea, he doesn’t admit guilt. The court still finds him guilty, he is sentenced and it is on his record as a conviction.

Use the bucket trap in the video, but put some fucking water in it so the mice drown and you don’t have to worry about them eating each other or slowly starving to death.

Put a tube on the spout, set it on the soap tray, and you’re ready to party!

GOD: “Jeezus, what a boring day. I think I’ll have a thirty-pound turkey fly into the windshield of a family vehicle, just so I can intervene and allow them to pull over safely.”

Hands on head; very good pose, or THE BEST pose?

Perhaps she just made it up, as a symbol of her overall point? Because really, it doesn’t make any sense otherwise.

Wouldn’t this same theory apply to the government who is prosecuting this case? It set up the rules regarding Cuba that made all this possible in the first place.

I always suspected that my Dad had another, secret family somewhere. Now I know that he did, and Geoffrey Redick is my long lost half-brother.

Why wait until you have a kid? Don’t you have a father, a brother, an uncle or a friend who likes baseball? Get to spring training ASAP, it is the best baseball.

Guess reading is hard for you. He specifically quoted the parts that were appropriate, repeated that this type of thing is generally normal, and even compared to other Presidents who did similar things in a way that is appropriate.

Way to change it from Trump’s behavior to the public’s behavior. Ass.

Not really. Jurors more likely to sympathize with someone smoking weed than with someone using PCP. Its a long shot either way, but every juror knows/is someone who has smoked/is smoking weed, so it is not as scary to them as PCP.