No clever quips or jokes. Sorry.

At least that’s what they want you to think.

In college, I dealt with many hangovers. The surefire quick fix was 1. Drink orange juice as soon as you wake up, and 2. Play touch football. Now, you probably can’t play touch football before you go to work, but forcing yourself into physical activity (while hydrating with high-sugar orange juice) will get you…

The real play there was by Saltalamacchia. Excellent block on the plate, the runner almost flipped over when he hit him.

You are a 14 year old kid, like this one.

Canadian guys= Euro Lite

I think this one is somewhere between the fourth and fifth signs of the apocalypse.

Ted Cruz?

My dad was a Republican, and I helped him do local campaigns when I was 6 years old.

Did you say “foot”? Ooh, sexy!

Heard this on the radio, could have sworn Spiccoli had become a Jags fan.