As an American living in England, unless you’re planning on selling the car in the UK at the end of the trip, just buy over here. $30,000 over here equates to nearly £24,000 post-Brexit and there are all manners of Alfas, Land Rovers, Porsches, Maseratis, any French car, and so on and so forth that you’ll never have a…

“We shoulda had more time.”

He’s also a “take your shoes off when getting into my white Ferrari” kind of douche.

Yeah I mean it’s not like the best skill position player in the NFL isn’t injured on their team or anything

Explain to me how this is the Patriots fault? Oh yeah I forgot anytime anything bad happens to any other player in the NFL it’s Belichick’s black voodoo warlock magic.

Or nobody got injured.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

This was, hands down, the best sedan Acura ever made. It looked great on day one and still looks good today. The TSX was excellent too, but not the quickest car. As an all around package the TL could haul four people comfortably yet still be a hoot when you wanted to get on it.

Why do I get the feeling that every time I read a GT article on Jalopnik now, I’m reading wannabe movie critics try to talk above their paygrade? To me, TG was never about grandiose missions or purpose or whatever. To me, TG was always about life with cars. Sometimes it was beauty. Sometimes it was, yes, purpose, but…

I’m with Tom. You forgot to mention car phone. Can you imagine showing that to the teens in his youth group?

Why was David Tracy’s suggestion of “100 broken Jeeps!” rejected?

The segment where they were supposedly fighting with the American audience was utterly tedious.

Agreed. The laugh track, and when the audience was obviously instructed to boo.

The only thing that truly bothered me, and detracted from my viewing experience, was the rather generous use of the Laugh Track in the studio shots. That really bugged me.

A brand new Dodge Caliber. After one day in that heap, I could not believe for one minute that any company that farted such a crap can onto the market could still be in business. I wondered if the Chryco brass and engineers had ever even driven a Honda or Toyota product for comparison sake.

How many articles about TGT are in the pipeline? A billion?

Can anyone say Toyota Highlander? Looks like the exact shape and same front grille and width(est only)

Seems about right. Lexus has been the butt of their own jokes recently. Can no one still tell me wtf they were thinking with these new grills?