At what point do these poor kids start considering patricide?

I have it on good authority that people that do not use curtains or blinds to cover their windows also have never used a washcloth in their entire life.

A 17 year old who downs 18 drinks and remains conscious is either lying, or needs to stop drinking.

$5 says he has at least three dead hookers stashed in his basement.

One of the worst things about sports is the moralizing sports reporter. Like yeah, we have to protect the kids from an old blog post they would never see or care about anyway.

Allison Janney

So his point is that black people are dumb right?

Kenyon Martin, the African-American former basketball player, has Chinese tattoos all over his body.

I like it. And I don’t see the problem here whatsoever.

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

Texas Edition:

I can’t believe Princess Peach is getting all the wildcard entries after her mushroom addiction problem.

The Jones Act is terrible. It’s a major reason that Puerto Rico is bankrupt. The island could be a major shipping and trading hub, but it’s precluded from earning a living. Then what is supposed to drive its economy? Tourism alone isn’t enough.

Anika was raised right!

Did I just watch Stephen A Smith telling someone to calm down?

Yung Kwaq

Why does this exist? For the glory of the devil. That’s the only thing that makes sense.

Caught Sharapova practicing at the Open and she was absolutely hammering the ball. You could tell she could some noise. Talent aside, it’s amazingly difficult to root for her.

If the worst thing that happened to him on that day was that he was delayed, then he doesn’t realize how blessed he is. When I think about the number of people starving and homeless who couldn’t imagine scrapping up enough money for an airline ticket it makes me embarrassed for this guy. Totally unnessary.