What you not finna do is try to act like you’re better than Black Americans on this here site. Mk hun? Tuck that continental conceit right back in.

You tried it... I never lived in a ghetto EVER.. and my black ass family said all of this... and we are well-educated. And please don’t act like Africans can’t be hood as hell.

I detect no lies!! Also see- “Sitcho Ass Down Somewhere!”

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

How could somebody pay for $110 to watch a serial abuser use a brain-scrambled dipshit as a human punching bag (in high def)? How do Adam Sandler movies make money? How can I make $5500/week working from home just like my aunt, ask me how.

1. Tears.

Anyone else jackin’ it to this, or just me?

Right, but somehow when I have conversations at the tennis courts with 18-year-old boys about their underwear I’m in the wrong? SMH.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

Man Who Hit Balls For A Living Doesn’t Want Men To Hit Balls For Fun.

Wow, that sounds inviting: St. Louis in the dead of summer, Lance Berkman, and a stadium full of passionate Christians.

Dig Basilashvili’s gear, but what a shame. The Affliction Tennis brand may never recover from this.

San Pellegrino viral marketing.

His nickname is Big Baby,^[23][24] given to him at the age of 9 by a youth league coach. At 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m), 160 lb (73 kg), he was too large to play pee-wee and played as a senior. When Davis felt he was being bullied by his older opponents, Davis’ coach was known to say, “Stop crying, you big baby.”^[25]

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

You’re a fucking bum who’s been given the world.

Very easy way to get to them.

I’ve always felt this image summarizes the whole family dynamic perfectly.

After reading this, white people have no fucking place to make fun of the JaMarcus and LaToya's of the world.