I don’t buy it. I mean, I believe a person can become extremely constipated from eating too much of the same thing, but for none of it to be digested? For there to be no fecal matter at all? I don’t buy it at all. Our bodies produce digestive enzymes pretty much constantly. For them to be completely absent? Nope.…

Don’t insult Queen Kara by mentioning her writing in the same breath as mine! (Today’s Shade Court was particularly magnificent.)

Oh, but I enjoy it! You ramble and elongate beautifully, like the mirror opposite of Kara’s equally wonderful, slightly more concise, but very cutting putdowns.

You’re lucky I didn’t take 100 million.

Ha! Yes it was! Shows how much you know....

“So gross. To use our heartbreak as a way to get attention. So gross.”

my unmarried guess is a lot of them get married to “fix” the relationship.

Oh.

Except the “beast” is a person. And a metaphor.

He is being painted as the druggie now because he is one, and she isn’t being painted as one because she hasn’t been doing drugs. The double mastectomy and 7 kids are probably more important than “yearning” for drugs.

So, nothing then? Just a hunch?

He admitted publicly to putting his hands on one of the kids while drunk.

(Knox was even falsely told that she had HIV and encouraged to write a list of all the men she had slept with. The list was then released to the press and published across the world.)

Mandatory counselling for all parties involved in a divorce seems like a very good idea

This reads like an admission of guilt on Brad’s part. I hope for all involved it was a choice more in the area of “give me a g-d Pap smear if you want! I. Didn’t. Do. Anything.”

We were at Disney the other day (we live in the area) and the server called my daughter “princess.” She said “I’m more of a kitty, but it’s okay, I’m not mad.”

Ugh I know someone who calls their bf her king, and their kid her prince, and it’s so creepy and I hate it with a burning passion.

It’s Ben Schwartz??? FOR REAL!?!?!?!?

Hee - her King is Jean-Ralphio?! Aw.

Yeah I wonder how the guy (Ben Schwartz) feels about Gina’s tweets. Honestly if my SO were to refer to me as their king or queen, I would not be able to stop cringing with embarrassment