I’m sexy and I know it. :)

I know Britney has had her trials and tribulations and I wouldn’t want to go through any of what she’s been through, but just once in my life I would like to experience what it’s like to be that attractive. To be able to look in a mirror and think “Lookin’ good!” instead of “Good lord, man, you belong in a bell tower.”

I have a little brother from my mom’s second marriage. My dad and mom separated amicably and are still very close friends; family holidays etc are attended by my mom, stepdad and dad (yes, I know I’m incredibly lucky). I was nine-ish when they got together, but my youngest sister was only 2, so she legit has two…

Zhang says he shies away from using the term “three parent baby” to describe the newborn, arguing that the term, while he says is “sexy” to the media, perhaps places too much emphasis on the role of the egg donor.

I like when people write unlikeable characters, and I like that women are finally getting to play them. However, I struggle when you fill a whole book/show with them because then I just inevitably end up rooting for something terrible to happen to all of them because they’re all too horrible/unlikeable to root for as…

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

Yes. This is a picture of two tyrannosaurs banging. Here’s another.

Unfuckable or... Wouldn’t fuck him? I think we all know what really pissed him off about her.

I think it’s Trump’s gaslighting that’s made me most insane. And the way his lemmings just nod along- how can anyone trust them ever again, on absolutely anything?

So excited to elect our collective Id.

What blows my mind are the people who are going, “Trump won that debate. He mopped the floor with her.”

It’s also gaslighting extraordinaire- regardless of the cause, we all heard and saw him sniffling.

So the mic could pick up sniffing, but not projected speech? Okkkkk donny

Am I the only one really confused by this vehement denial that he had “the sniffles”?! I mean, sorry dude, the whole world watched you twitch and sniffle--bad mic (?) or not, it wasn’t manufacturing the sound AND FACIAL MOVEMENT of man sniffling.

Sometimes I think it would be nice to go through life like TheDonald, completely unfettered by any sense of personal responsibility or feelings of shame, guilt, remorse or embarrassment. Then I think nah.

Lmfao even the mic is conspiring against him now! What appliances are going #withher next??

i kinda wanna text her and be like, “girl. tyga? naw.”

It really blows my mind where we can have a successful tv show with openly gay characters and now a transgender character and yet we have Trump neck in neck with Hillary. It seems very incongruous.

Oh, gosh, my outrage knows no bounds.

But how is that even possible? Do you not have a television? I’ve heard her music on news programs, commercials. Have you never, like, been to a mall or large store? I’ve heard her music in stores. I’ve heard her music on other people’s radios. I don’t like Taylor Swift, but there’s no way I could possibly exist…