I can’t agree with you, she deserves to know, especially since she was living with him. If I ever found out my parents hid something like that from me they would be dead to me forever.

Right? It’s too much. She’s being so extra.

It’s the sum total of her tweets. And my universal inalienable internet right to groan at them.

Take birth control continuously and skip the periods!

I went back to see what kind of heinous things she said to deserve such words and now I’m simultaneously traumatized and dying from laughter. I don’t think she thought about the semantics of that sentence omg.

THEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST!

Is keeping that from the daughter even possible? Or fair?

I certainly hope the mother did tell the daughter so she knows to avoid the little creep.

Jesus, Gina. Just...Jesus.

This is not irrational. How dare you.

Err wtf? What did she do?

... I really hope you told the mom. Because that’s very. fucked. up.

noooooo

at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…

Since my best friend moved up in tax brackets with her current job, she was flirting with the whole fiscal conservative/social liberal thing. All of us basically told her to stop being an asshole and she snapped out of it.

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

I think it’s more textural - they like comfy and cozy covers.

He’s vapid but also exceedingly pretentious and his head is very far up his own ass, which is the absolute worst. Like he doesn’t even have the justification of being pretentious but also super talented.

Pitt and Jolie are divorcing not because of Cotillard, not because of Aniston, but because of Pitt’s ex flame Gwyneth Paltrow

I love that 2005 Star picture of Jennifer Aniston below Brad and Angelina. “Looking at Jen’s shocking reaction!” next to a picture of her looking mildly annoyed, like they accidentally gave her Beef Chow Mein instead of Chicken Chow Mein in her lunch order.