Today’s winner:

Oh, it has.

Not saying they didn’t have issues, but sometimes when a relationship breaks down irrevocably it can happen really fucking quickly.

When a celebrity couple gives an interview/statement/tweet about the strength of their relationship, a break up is 100% on the way. See also: matching tattoos and vow-renewal ceremonies.

Is this like the Hollywood, glamourized version of the Facebook woman who is always stating how much she loves her boyfriend or husband and she’s #blessed but you really know there’s all kind of shitty baggage in that relationship?

Changing the title on all of the dvds and blurays in circulation to Mr. Smith and Ms. Jolie is gonna be a yuge pain in the ass

Thank you for clearing that up. That makes a ton of sense.

im guessing they tampered with the rules to ensure nobody could win the million dollar prize. like none of the holes were more than 150 feet or whatever away from the tee off part or something....

His charity is a scam.
His business is a scam.
His campaign is a scam.

All of them designed to put money in his pockets one way or another. When he was claiming to be ‘self funding’, in reality he was making loans to the campaign that need to be paid back. Last I knew he had not forgiven the loans, traditionally the next…

I just figured he stared at his own reflection in Ivanka’s dead, cold eyes. Or Melania’s, if Ivanka isn’t around.

Oo~ooo, hot gossip from the Dark Prince of Love himself! :D That is divine. Not all that surprising— the further along in history we go, the more liberal the old Republican presidents seem— but still divine.

They can lose their 501(c)(3) status. The chance of a charge is about as likely as me becoming President in November.

Trump is going to win this fucking election. Even in this article, from the heart of liberal NYC, you feel the need to circle back to the Clinton Foundation and make a false equivalency claim, making the “they all do it” argument all over again just for a bunch of Breitbart reading fucksticks. Do you think the…

I am so fucking shocked by this latest Trump revelation that I am practically beside myself. No, really, I am utterly and completely nonplussed by this. I would have never thought that a profane, lying, philandering, bigoted plutocrat would ever be a tax cheat. Nope. Didn’t see that one coming.

Okay Anna, but Hillary slept with Brad Pitt and personally killed their 6 children with her banshee cry, thus murdering love, Benghazi and the American way with her snake vagina.

Trump spends $30k on paintings of himself? Can’t the guy be fiscally responsible and just gaze into a mirror for an hour a day or something?

First Al Capone, now Trump. I heart you, nerds!

Maybe this will be the thing that nails him?

clearly he has no money, so he has to tap his charity for money, someone think of poor unfortunate children.