it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I actually met her on Friday and she’s even more stunning in person. Her skin is absolutely flawless. She was practically glowing.

I don’t want to say I’m the type of person who laughs at someone’s pain but I cackled at her video. The melodrama on her. I wanted to scream acting criticism at my phone.

Bwahahahahahaha!

Ugh I worked with these people for one of my first Hollywood jobs - she was BFF with Ariana Grande and my old boss. I always found the Miranda character insufferable and their marriage totally fake, but I guess it’ll all be a hit with the tween audience they mostly court? God so glad I no longer produce YouTube…

I’m hopelessly, perpetually single, and I LOVE it when people get divorced because I think it somehow validates my unmarrriedness. I’m a terrible person.

oh man, 11 min of watching someone pretend to cry is so weird. like, unless she has a tear duct anomaly, girlfriend was straight-up sniffling and pretending. YOUTUBE CELEBRITY IS SO WEIRD! LIFE IS SO WEIRD! WHY THIS, @GOD? WHY THIS?

Oh you just started this shit so you could brag about your 3.5 octive range.

o_O

“So gross. To use our heartbreak as a way to get attention. So gross.”

“To use our heartbreak as a way to get attention. So gross.”

“NOT FARTING! NOT FARTING! NOT FARTING! FARTING A LITTLE! NOT FARTING! NOT FARTING!”

Something like “I’m not farting! It’s my SHOES!” then fart for real, using your shoes as subterfuge.

I’m enjoying the mental image of you holding your phone up (sans earbuds) in the mall and trying your darnedest to hear fart noises.

Sorry, but fate has chosen you as The Fartwalker. You must walk the earth, a fart in your step, for eternity.

Only wear them to really loud places!

Oh, I was.

heh, in that video it sounds like you’re farting

I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

I don’t really care for Miley Cyrus or Mariah Carey.